We want free bologna sandwiches for life

And we’re willing to change our names to get it.

A giant chicken tinga sandwich sits on a plate atop Taco Luchador parchment paper. It's loaded with tomatoes, crema, pickled jalapenos and pulled chicken. Behind the sandwich is a Corona beer and a napkin dispenser with the same Taco Luchador branding.

We like the chicken tinga torta — but changing our names to “Taco Luchador” seems like too much of a commitment.

Photo by LOUtoday

You may have heard that it’s National Sandwich Month, and Subway is offering one superfan the chance to win free sandwiches for life — all they have to do is legally change their name to “Subway.”

We’re gonna pass on this particular contest, but it did get us thinking about which Louisville restaurants could convince us to pull a similar stunt.

Here’s what we’d change our names to:

Lennie: “Sarino, Paseo, or Volare. I think people from Louisville would immediately make the connection, but anyone else would just think I had an unusual name.”

Katie: “First name ‘Big Al’s’, last name ‘Beeritaville.’ I would also be willing to go by Morris Deli or Vietnam Kitchen.”

Now, we want to know what you think. Which local restaurant would you be willing to change your name to, in exchange for a lifetime supply of its food? Tell us your hypothetical moniker here.

More from LOUtoday
Get hooked on these spots from March through April.
This Louisville bookstore has been closed for over 20 years, but it lives on in the memories of its erstwhile patrons.
Bookmark this guide for a curated list of events taking place each month that we’re most looking forward to.
These Louisville resources can help you in family history research
Put your money where your community is and help us create a guide to small businesses by submitting your favorite local spots and sharing this page with a friend.
It’s the biggest lineup in the festival’s history
From classical music to new compositions and pop music, Louisville’s Grammy-winning orchestra has a little something for everyone this year.
This Black-owned pharmacy is bringing local care to Russell and beyond.
Move aside pickleball, there’s a new racket sport in town.
Strap on your skates and grab your sweeping brooms, it’s time for the games