The flow of water from the St. James Court fountain will drown out the sound of your sobbing. | Photo provided by St. James Court Art Show
This time of year can be lovely — literally — but we all know that sometimes Valentine’s Day can be the cause of a good, old-fashioned, heartfelt cry.
So we decided to do the hard work for you and find six places that might suit your sobbing needs, no matter the cause.
St. James Court
Your tears will flow straight from your eyes into the iconic fountain, so no one will notice — plus, they’ll all be too busy looking at the nearby mansions anyway. Then, you can walk down the street to the Witches’ Tree to cast aspersions on your ex.
Corridor Bar
Come to this NuLu spot on a slow night — like a Wednesday that’s not Valentine’s Day — and order your favorite cocktail. Then head to the back, where there’s a small nook with a couch and tables. If you’re lucky, no one will bother you + you’ll be allowed to wallow in peace.
Crescent Hill Reservoir
Pro tip: You can play it off — who wouldn’t get teary-eyed looking at the majestic waters of the reservoir at dusk?
Near the Giants of Bernheim Forest
Who doesn’t want to be held during a fit of tears? Nuzzle up to the bosom of one the forest’s giants — we’re thinking Mama Loumari — and soon it will all be better. Plus, there are plenty of trees nearby if you need something to hug.
Under the 2nd Street Bridge
Picture this: you’ve just spotted your ex heading into a basketball game at the KFC Yum Center!, so you make your way down 2nd Street under the bridge and drain your eyes like the Cards are (hopefully) draining three-pointers inside. When you’re through, you can head over to Whiskey Row for a drink or two — or even to find a new boo.
It might not be the most comfortable place to cry, but perhaps that’s fitting.
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Photo by LOUtoday
Heigold House — aka Door to Nowhere
Bring a blanket to get cozy in the doorway of this historic 19th century home’s facade and let the tears flow like the Frankfort Avenue traffic around you. Just like your last relationship, that door is going nowhere.
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Where would you suggest having a public cry in Louisville?
Moss Art Triptych for Couples | Wednesday, Feb. 14 | 7-9 p.m. | Pretty Decent, 2235 Frankfort Ave., Ste. 107, Louisville | $125 | Bring a date to make art from moss + dried florals while you sip cocktails and beer.
Valentine’s Day: Couples’ Edition | Wednesday, Feb. 14 | 6-9 p.m. | Off the Rails Tasting Room and Wine Depot, 2118 Bruce Ave., Louisville | $33.85 | Bring a date to join in on a couples-themed game, while enjoying charcuterie and a cocktail.
Thursday, Feb. 15
The Moth Presents: The 2024 Louisville GrandSLAM | Thursday, Feb. 15 | 8-10 p.m. | Kentucky Center for the Arts, 501 W. Main St., Louisville | $40 | See the best of the best from previous story-telling competitions as they compete for the City Championship.
Friday, Feb. 16
Louisville Silent Disco: 90s Dance Party | Friday, Feb. 16 | 8-11 p.m. | 3rd Turn Brewing (JTown), 10408 Watterson Trl., Louisville | $13.26 | Get jiggy with it and dance to throwback tunes, from the Spice Girls to grunge.
Saturday, Feb. 17
Murder at the Masquerade | Saturday, Feb. 17 | 3-6 p.m. | Epping District, 816 E. Broadway, Louisville | $57-$99 | Get out your magnifying glass for this live murder mystery performance inside a historic E. Broadway theater.
Sunday, Feb. 18
Walk with a Doc | Sunday, Feb. 18 | 8:30-10 a.m. | EP Tom Sawyer Park, 3000 Freys Hill Rd., Louisville | Free | Meet with a healthcare professional to learn about healthy lifestyles before walking around the park.
Wednesday, Feb. 28
Legends Series: Bourbon Masters with Four Roses | Wednesday, Feb. 28 | 5-8 p.m. | Kentucky Derby Museum, 704 Central Ave., Louisville | $100 | Spend an evening with Fred, Minnick, KDM’s Bourbon Authority, and Brent Elliott, Four Roses Master Distiller, at the second event in the iconic Legend Series.*
When was the last time you thought about heart health, Louisville?
In nearly half of all heart attacks among women, typical male symptoms are not present. | Photo provided by UofL Health
Did you know? Heart disease is the leading cause of death in the US and presents differently in women. If it’s been a moment since you thought about your own heart health, the Women’s Heart Program at UofL Health can help. It’s dedicated to educating and treating women with cardiac symptoms + heart disease.
Don’t wait — heart disease doesn’t discriminate and affects women of all ages.
Officials are considering changes to Stansbury Park. Originally known as the Third Street Triangle, the park is located near the University of Louisville at 2302 S. 3rd St. A community meeting will be held on Wednesday, Feb. 28 at Cochran Elementary School + you can fill out a survey with suggestions.
Featured
Louisville Slugger Field is one of 20 baseball parks nominated for USA Today’s 10 Best Minor League Ballparks. This is the 25th season for the stadium, which opened in 2000. Vote for Slugger. Bonus: The Bats home opener is Friday, March 29.
Announced
YouTuber and former Comedy Central star Daniel Tosh will perform stand-up comedy at the Louisville Palace on June 12. Pre-sale starts tomorrow at 10 a.m., with sales to the general public on Friday, Feb. 16 at 1 p.m.
Try This
You can meet Mick Foley — aka Cactus Jack, Dude Love + Mankind — tomorrow. Ohio Valley Wrestling is hosting the pro wrestling legend at Davis Arena. Tickets, which benefit the Ronald McDonald House Kentuckiana, start at $30.
Plan Ahead
Make like Johnny Appleseed and help plant trees in the California neighborhood on Saturday, March 16. Meet at California Park (1600 St. Catherine St.) at 12 p.m. — tools and gloves will be provided. Fill out an application to volunteer.
Home
If you spent your whole Sunday reorganizing your closet, here’s another spring cleaning suggestion: Move your credit card debt. This card offers 0% interest on a balance transfer until mid-2025. That’s over a whole year to pay off your balance, sans interest. Plus, you’ll earn 2% cash back on purchases.*
A portable touch screen for your car, so you can connect your phone and use Apple CarPlay or Android Auto for music, GPS, and more. Stick the screen where you want with its sturdy suction cup holder + use the voice control feature for safe driving.
Of all of Louisville’s extraordinary parks, Stansbury Park might be the most overlooked. It’s location — directly across the street from the UofL’s picturesque Grawemeyer Hall + “The Thinker” statue — has tons of potential to make it a real gem. Here’s to hoping the process brings the park new life.
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